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[ yawning ]

...It's too early to get up. I'm taking another nap.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I know I'm sounding like a broken record here, but I hate today.

Are we all done with being obsessed with random people now?

If all of you could ignore everything I say today, that would be great. It was bad enough being cursed with this one once...



(( No inner monologue. For today, all strikes are totally 100% readable. :3 ))

...Oh, great. Again?

I'm not dressing up this time, FYI.

...Okay, since Sho's gone I guess I don't have any enemies here anymore, really. Badou, you're probably close enough. Sugar?

You'd better be right, Konata, this is embarrassing.

...This is new. Someone please tell me there's a curse today.

[ Locked to Mikuru/Hiyori/Shiki ]

So, uh.

Remember the whole Haruhi-changing-reality thing?



(( He's powerswitched with Haruhi for the day |D Pretty sure those are the only people that know about her, tell me if I'm wrong.))

Okay, does anyone have a couch I could crash on for the night? And a phone? I don't have any money but I'll clean or something in exchange if you want.

And there's someone I'm looking for, she's around my age, kind of short with yellow hair ribbons. Anyone seen her? This is probably her fault She's probably around here somewhere.

- go home
- clean the kitchen more often
- never miss an opportunity for Asahina-san's tea
- go home
- build a cat door or something, I think Shamisen's getting bored inside
- be either more or less patient with Haruhi as the situation calls for it
- go home
- ...but if I'm here, I guess I could stand to enjoy things a little more

Hey! I remember this place! It had superheroes and aliens and lots of other kids and Hiyori-san who showed me around and gave me food and there's snow here now, wow! Let's go out and build a snow fort or something!

I just hope I get home for Christmas... I think Mom and Dad were going to get me one of those cool spaceship models this year.


(( This is the only icon I could come up with, so pretend he's eight in all the rest. :|b ))

...Okay. Has anyone seen Asahina Mikuru today? She's kind of short, long reddish hair, has a really high voice... I've got no idea where she's gone but she isn't in the Hall of the Missing, so she must be around somewhere. Right? I can be optimistic, right? This isn't what it seems like, is it?

[ Locked to friends ]

Dammit, where is Koizumi when you need him? Great time to up and leave... Okay, uh. Let's say you did something really bad but you're not exactly sure what it is or why it was so bad, but it kind of has really, really bad consequences. I feel like I'm repeating myself. And you should probably apologize but you're not really sure what for or if it will do anything.

Uh.

Help? I think I just need someone to... bounce ideas off of, I dunno.


(( Friends filter would be Hiyori, Kio, Zack, Shiki, Haruhi F, Tamaki... anyone else he's spoken to more than a few times that I've forgotten can go for it too. ))

Looks like elves or something decorated this place overnight. Was any of this here yesterday? Well, whatever... I've given up on expecting this place to make sense.


(( Is out and about buying Christmas decorations, and does not realize the mistletoe's sinister plot and so is making no moves to avoid it. Torture him, you know you want to. ))

I guess it's been a while since then, huh. Assuming time works the same way here as at home, but that's more Koizumi's area. Even with the whole craziness that led up to it... it was fun. Not that I'll take the craziness again, mind you. A nice quiet Christmas is fine with me.

...Hey Haruhi, we doing anything for Christmas this year? Anything that doesn't involve me dressed up as a reindeer?


(( Fond memories of last year's Christmas party with the Brigade. He's being a little vague on purpose because he can't remember if Haruhi and Mikuru are from before or after then. ))

...Guess it would be too much to hope for that I'd gotten out of here permanently, wouldn't it.

What day is it here?


(( He's been gone for about five days. ))

Being here would probably be a lot more obnoxious if I hadn't met the people I did. So... yeah. Thanks.

Asahina-san, thank you for always making tea with a smiling face.

Haruhi, thanks for making things interesting giving me an exciting life being Haruhi ...just, thanks.


(( Remember, after this post he's going to be out of the city for like four days |Db ))

Just for the record?

I'm not a time traveler. Although I guess I've kind of time traveled.

And I'm not a dimension slider. ...Although I guess I've kind of done that, too.

And Shamisen is not my magical sidekick. Magical, maybe. Previously.

And I'm definitely not secretly dating Haruhi. ...Yeah, not touching that one.

(( Re: fourth walling-- anything is fair game, but make sure anything that Haruhi shouldn't know is locked to Kyon. ))

I'm actually a time traveling, dimension-sliding, evil-battling... person. Or whatever. Shamisen's my magical sidekick, it's why I talk to him sometimes when I think no one's listening.

And if anyone sees Koizumi, tell him it's his turn to do the dishes and he's not getting out of it just by disappearing for a few hours, I'm on to him this time.

Looks like I caught whatever's going around, I've been hurling all morning. I hope Asahina-san doesn't blame herself, I'd go and visit her even if she had the black plague!

Haruhi, you guys have a thermometer? We don't.

I think I'm going to sleep the rest of today, I feel like crap. Or that's what I would do, if the whole world wasn't blowing up right outside.